Friday, February 11, 2005

This Weeks: BP Bump Board

"The Bump Board" is a feature on the new ESPN Show Loudmouth Bass where the hosts Jay Kumar and Mark Zona* do a Top 5 list of some sort. This past show was: Top 5 things you need to be a Professional Bass Fisherman.

BP Bump Board of Top 5 things needed to be a Pro Bass Fisherman:
(My list is way better than the Loudmouth boys this week)

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5. You NEED to know F+L+P=Success

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4. You NEED the Current Bass Pro Shops Catalog and $100,000 in BPS Gift Certificates.

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3.You Need to know how to Speak Bubba!
(Most big time pro tournies are deep in the heart of Bubba Country.)

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2. You NEED a Sweet Chariot with a Sweet...
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Minn Kota Maxxum Pro with 101lbs of Thrust, Lift Assist, Universal Sonar, Weedless Wedge™ 2 Prop, Maximizer™, Bowguard 360°™ Breakaway Mount, with a bow recessed pedal. (Arrh! Arrh! Arrh!)

Drummroll Please

1. And Last but certainly not least to be a Bass Pro you NEED to BLOG.
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Sure it hasn't caught on yet, but it should!

(*Mark Zona has complemented the Bass Pundit Blog and is playing for the Bass Pundit Championship with the Team Z-Pundit. Currently Z-Pundit is in 8th.)

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