From BassZone.com
10 Things that will not happen at the 2009 Classic
Number Ten: Scott Boras convinces KVD to hold out for a bigger contract and doesn't make a cast.
Number Nine: A remake of the Mean Joe Greene Coke commercial starring Mark Davis.
Number Eight: Bulgarian judge deducts half a pound from Skeet Reese’s weight for style infractions.
Number Seven: Tony Christian seen at Classic Expo selling decorative baskets.
Number Six: Terry Scroggins breaks out the flat grill and cooks breakfast for his media observer after bagging 27 pounds during the first thirty minutes of Classic.
Number Five: Tripp Weldon disqualifies Boyd Duckett for excess pine tar on his Carrot Stix.
Number Four: Byron Velvick hooks 50 pound nutria on a swimbait, spends almost entire first day trying to unhook it.
Number Three: Ray Scott shows up, directs the competitors to a plane, and takes off for Milford Lake in Kansas.
Number Two: Aaron Martens, accused of using performance enhancing drugs, admits to “the cream,” but not “the clear.”
Number One: Greg Hackney suffers a “wardrobe malfunction.”
I thought #5 was the best.
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