From one of my Hotmail Junk Mail Boxes:
Yeah I know Viagra spam is common but they got my name and nickname correct, Smart Spam Bot.
No I didn't order any.
Or how about this deal on Ebay:
A "Buy It Now" for $14 plus $4 shipping for 1 pack, Are you serious?
Update: I was fooled by the item title, there are actually 4 packs for sale. That makes a lot more sense. Thanks Jeremy!!!
I'm actually gonna bid on this one, now.